Recently I met a gentleman in a coffee shop whose wife worked for the Federal Government and she was best friends with the Human Resource Director of another agency which happen to be across the street in Washington DC from here bureaucracy. This gentleman at the coffee shop told me of an issue that his wife conveyed to him in private about the human resource policies of our Federal Government.

It turns out because of lawsuits it is much easier to get a job in Washington DC in one of the agencies if you are Gay, in fact he told me that the more flagrantly gay you are the better your chances. This is because the agencies are afraid of lawsuits for anti-gay discrimination. Fortunately for most agency the homosexual contingency in the agency is often 15-20%. I once heard someone else tell me that most government workers are in fact open homosexuals and that it was more the norm. Even in the Pentagon and CIA, full of homosexuals. So it would make sense and we hypothesized that in order to get a really good paying job in the blob of bureaucracy in Washington DC you should practice your lisp and act like a Fag or Lesbian. This will insure your chances to get hired.

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