The Pee Bandit!

So it happened. Last night I went out for drinks and only had three. I didn't drink my face off and I didn't wake up hating myself. I did however find al little surprise in my closet when I was getting dressed. I stepped into my closet to get some socks and stepped right in a puddle of some type of clear liquid! This Stuff was everywhere! All over the floor of my closet, on my shoes, on my pile of dirty clothes, the puddle had even spread into my hidden stash of porno mags! Needless to say I felt violated. I turned toward the ceiling to find the leak but there was none. I glanced at the window but it was closed. I even asked my roommate if he had spilled a bucket of water in my closet. Then I realized it was time to face the facts. The broad who had high-tailed it out of my house earlier that morning must have pissed in my closet! What else could it have been? I have no previous record of peeing in strange indoor places; my sister's pet cat is very small; and My roommate maybe a filthy beast, but he is house trained. So I send out a text to the girl, "Did you piss in my closet?" She quickly returns with a call asking if I am joking to which I respond, "No." She feigns anger but the tempering of shame is almost tangible. The moral of this story is; you can never trust a dame, just when you think you can she pees in your closet. Check out http://www.increasedodds.com for more on this!