Spice Up Your Sex Life With Pheromone
You know, I never believed in aphrodisiacs.
Given the fact that I've been married for a good number of years
now, and no amount of chocolates and oysters and what-have-you's
managed to convince my wife to try, uhm, something new when it
comes to sexual explorations... you'd know where I'm coming from.
Hence, I always believed that aphrodisiacs were urban myths
concocted by people who are either hopelessly optimistic or
downright delusional. In the real world - my real world, at
least - aphrodisiacs are empty boxes of false promises.
But boy, was I wrong!
Long have I heard about Pheromones and their rather amazing
effects on human sexual relations, but I always grouped them
with aphrodisiacs, that is, works of fiction rather than tales
of facts. This, despite the growing popularity of Pheromones
among my network of friends. Though some of them often
mispronounce and misspell it as "Phermones," they nonetheless
have an idea on what it's about.
Pheromone is a chemical that is produced by animals to convey
certain primal messages that elicit an equally primal response.
Of course, there is nothing more primal than sex. Pheromone was
first observed in female silk worms which secreted Pheromones to
attract the males of their specie come mating time. It has been
well documented in many insects since then, and in due time,
scientists have observed the same in mammals.
Pheromones serve as sexual attractants. They have a distinct
smell that appeals to the most basic of instincts, particularly
those of the opposite sex within the same specie.
It was only in 1986 when a group of Philadelphia scientists
discovered the presence of Pheromones in humans. Women produce
them, and this makes men approach them with much fervor and
longing. Men produce them as well, and this results in building
a connection with the females of our specie.
The problem is, Pheromone production varies from subject to
subject. While some may possess an abundance of this, well,
hormone of desire, others seem to suffer from a shortage of the
same.
The solution?
Human Pheromone has been cultivated and perfectly integrated
with oil, cologne and perfume. Since Pheromone appeals to the
sense of smell, what better way to carry it than through a
variety of scents?
Billy Bob, a college buddy of mine, was the first one who
ordered those simply packaged bottles of Pheromone (which he
still insists to this very date should be spelt as "Phermone")
perfume.
Within a week after his initial purchase, Billy Bob excitedly
told us about his findings.
"It freakin' worked!" I remember him screaming. "My wife's not
freakin' frigid after all!" he added, still with the same
enlivened delight.
I was still hesitant about Pheromone perfume, Pheromone cologne,
Pheromone oil and the likes at that time, but another buddy of
ours, Paul, followed Billy Bob's cue and took the plunge. Now,
Paul is quite a character. He's not afraid to try anything.
Being that he's gay, he wanted to find out if female Pheromone
would make him more attractive to guys.
Guess what?
He tried it out during his vacation in Phuket, Thailand, and he
claimed that he had the time of his life. "If you know what I
mean," he coyly added.
With two of my friends claiming the exact, same thing, I shared
this knowledge to my wife. To my surprise, she knew more about
it than I did. Turns out that her cousin Beth, who has long
endured the fear of a possible divorce, has been hailing
Pheromone as the savior of her marriage. According to Beth, her
husband became more adventurously amorous ever since she started
wearing Pheromone perfume.
I have read about the love potion of Eros in mythological
stories. I have read about love potions in Wiccan lore. I have
seen so many movies from my youth involving love potions of
every kind. I have always associated love potions with fiction.
And I was never going to accept such as a fact... not in its
original form in myths of yore, and not in what seems to be its
present incarnation in Pheromone perfumes, colognes oils and the
likes.
But when my wife started wearing it....
Well, suffice to say, no amount of testimonials would appease
anyone's doubts when it comes to something as seemingly magical
alternative like Pheromone, or Phermone as many people call it.
But you're missing out on some grand things if you don't want to
give it a try, I could tell you that much.
My recommendation: try it. Most establishments offering this
sexual attractant offer a money back guarantee, after all. You
have nothing to lose...
...and a whole new world of pleasure to gain.
Fair gamble, isn't it?
For me, though? Who needs Viagra when my wife's Pheromones are
inviting me to come get some!