A WORD ABOUT "INTELLIGENT" SHOES & DUMB SOULS

Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.

A WORD ABOUT "INTELLIGENT" SHOES & DUMB SOULS

-- Or, Boosting Your Boots' IQ ...But Still Running Around in Circles? --

By Professor Ovid Publius Hadweenzic, a latitudinarian linguist from the University of Ecum Secum in Old Sweat, Nova Scotia (with an abiding interest in the history of fetish footwear, how an Old Mother managed to raise her brood in a shoe, and why one sportswear company decided to market an