HAS AMERICA GONE TO THE DOGS?

Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.

HAS AMERICA GONE TO THE DOGS?
-- Or, "Woofstock" Here We Come! --

Canucks take a good deal of pride in their hockey, beer, and cellular telephones (especially those Fido commercials about perky pet-owners who bear a striking resemblance to their posh- or pathetic-looking pooches).

Recently in Toronto, (the capital of everything BIG in Canada), they held a weird and wonderful event, aptly called