Hay fever is a terrible horrible no good very bad thing because your eyes water and your nose runs and you look like you're dying.

And the only people who want to kiss you are sicker than you are.

Now, this important public service message from the National Runny Nose Institute. Remember, if you have hay fever, your illness need not necessarily lead to serious death if you follow these simple, tried and tested hay fever rules: 1. Stay away from pollen. 2. Do not sleep in trees. 3. Do not stick ragweed up your nose. 4. Whenever you feel like it, sneeze.
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