IT'S FUNKY FEBRUARY!
Copyright "The Quipping Queen" 2005.
IT'S FUNKY FEBRUARY OF COURSE!
(Calendar of Odd Events for - FEBRUARY 2005)
**Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon --
Why is everyone so happy?
Because it's festive, flirtatious and frolicking February of course -- ahem ...the shortest month of the year. So find yourself some frisky fortune cookies and have fun!!
Merry-making males better beware, because who knows when all those feisty females will cash in their "frequent flubber" cards, (you know, the ones with little red hearts all over them.) By the way, toss those Twinkies all you Princes of Pucker Power!!!
Aquarians will need to put down their personal diaries for a moment and listen (which is a difficult task for warter-carriers like you). Say, aren't you the rainbow-inspired, paragliding, Uranus folk with weird friends who get a real kick out of telling others what needs to be done? Oh do stop gloating, it doesn't become you. And yes, we all know it