IT'S MERRY-MAKING MAY NATURALLY!
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005
IT'S MERRY-MAKING MONTH MAY NATURALLY!
-- Eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in May 2005 --
Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon
When the odd flibbertygibbet or two is flattened beyond recognition by a "medicine ball" or a daffy duffus appears on the back nine, you know it must be the merry month of May.
If truth be told, the only folks who really care what month it is are roosters. And, forget about finding a bag of loot in the barnyard of life, it has the rooster