Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006. DOG DITTY DAILY #3 A Motivational Moment for Misguided Masters & Mutts Compiled by Hugo Hotagen, DDD (Duke of Doorknobs & Doghouses), a loyal lapdog-in-training apprented to the affable, agnostic and all-round air-headed Court of the Quipping Queen. A quirky, quizzical and sometimes questionable quotidian quotation, in honor of the "Year of the Dog", follows herewith: "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." Author: Aldous Huxley (British novelist and satirist).