An Exact Map to My G Spot

Here is an exact map to my G spot, precise directions for its stimulation, and an analysis of the hotly debated topic, "Is the G Spot a UFO type myth?" Human beings can fly spaceships to the end of the Universe, communicate with dead people, walk on water and part the Red Sea, but their scientists have not yet been able to determine whether female ejaculate from G spot stimulation is G Spot fluid or urine. You are about to find out the answer to this burning question. While the world goes into contortions over the newly elected Hamas Government and the question of whether or not Iran should be allowed to build nuclear bombs, let us concern ourselves with more practical matters. In June of 2005 Iran's new hard line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the son of a blacksmith, defeated former Eeranian President Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani in a runoff election. Many in the Muslim World are wondering where George Bush Jr. gets off acting like President Ahmadinejad's mother. Others are wondering how a 6'4" man who blew up the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and just missed the White House has managed to hide among Munchkins for 5 years evading capture from the most sophisticated military in the history of life on Earth, with the capability of photographing your G spot from mystical satellites orbiting 10,000 miles above you. And still, the debate rages over whether the female ejaculate is urine or G Spot fluid. Perhaps a scientist should taste it. G spot fluid is clear and sweet. It's Tropicana's newest Patent Pending flavor. The G spot is named after the famous German gynecologist and homophobe Ernest Grafenberg. Joseph Lieberman is named after Joseph in the Holy Bible. Joseph's bothers dug a hole in the ground and left him there to die. Joseph escaped and then became the Prince of Egypt. He was an excellent dream interpreter and pyramid engineer. When the land of Israel suffered a drought, Joseph's 12 brothers traveled to Egypt in search of food. They approached Joseph but no one recognized him. They said to Joseph, "Please Pharaoh give us some sustenance so that we may eat." Joseph replied, "You are not worthy of Graffenburg fluid." Here is the map to my G spot. I am laying on my back. You take your middle finger and insert it into the exact center of my vagina. Proceed up the top wall for approximately 2". At this point your finger will descend into a valley. Keep going and you will leave the valley. Now you know that the valley is there. Now back up into the center of the valley. The exact center of the valley is the G spot. Now you need to know what to do with it. This part is quite important. My girlfriend Lindsay had an unfortunate experience. Her boyfriend had found this internet site in his mailbox where he learned how to stimulate the G spot. He curled his index finger up and stroked Lindsay's G spot hard. Two blood transfusions later at the Good Samaritan Hospital Lindsay came out of her coma. If you are not interested in 4 years of embarrassing litigation, when you insert your index finger into your girlfriend's hot, wet, (St. Ives Extreme Relief Intensive Relief Advanced Unscented Hypo-Allergenic Therapy Lotion comes in handy here if in your excitement at your new trick you forgot to kiss her and fondle her breasts and lick her clitoris first) vagina, instead of curling your middle finger up, arch it backwards and use the under pad of your middle finger to gently caress your girlfriend's G spot in circular motions, or back and forth, or up and down, as you lick her clitoris, alternating between fingering her fast until she experiences her first ever simultaneous vaginal, clitoral, G spot orgasm. You will know it has happened when the walls of her vagina clench your fingers, she is squirting tasty water all over your face, the bed is soaking, she is screaming Jesus' name so loud that the neighbors have called 911 and you are being escorted from her bedroom with your hands cuffed tightly behind your back, and your wrists hurt so bad that never again are you able to pronate through the impact area. If this happens then do what the Pros do. Supinate. When you first begin your new trick, your girlfriend may feel the need to urinate because the Skene's glands that you are caressing, the female version of the Prostate, are quite close to her bladder. Unless you want a mouthful of urine, (which many submissive Washington politicians are willing to trade their votes for) allow your girlfriend to use the washroom before proceeding further. You don't want her wearing depends during sexual relations; that's almost as uncomfortable as latex condoms. Why not don a haz-mat outfit with body armor, a sword and a shield? The male penis generally curves upward. God created it this way so that it would stimulate the woman's G spot during intercourse. This is why in actuality the ideal length for the male penis is 4 inches. Unfortunately, in some men the penis curves downwards. This can be corrected by a minor surgical procedure followed by 6 months of physiotherapy. The question arises, given the human biology, why do women prefer Doggy Style? During doggy style the normal man's penis is stimulating the back wall instead of the front wall. The answer is that in doggy style the man's penis is simulating the arched middle finger. It all depends on where you sit. This is Einstein's theory of relativity. Whether you are a terrorist or a hero depends upon which side you are on. If you are Jewish living in the land of Canaan during Jesus' lifetime, then the occupying Roman Empire are your oppressors, and your resistance fighters are heroes. If on the other hand you are the occupiers in Samaria today then the Palestinian resistance fighters are called terrorists. It all depends on your position. Are you the attacker or the attackee? Have you called Jenny yet? If you are Jewish and the German people are tossing you into the gas chambers then Germans are a holes. However if you live in Israel today and the Germans are referring Iran to the UN Security council then the German people are your best friend. Had professor Einstein not been on vacation when Hitler came to power and not returned, but immigrated to the United States of America, the children in the United States would all have been white today, and may God bless you, Coretta Scott King. You may think that the Christian, Muslim, Jewish beginning of nuclear world war 3 that we are now involved in is a bad thing, but how many American children knew where Afghanistan was prior to 911? It seems that human beings can only form close ties after engaging in world wars against one another, like 2 heavy weight boxers after a hard fought match embracing in the center of the ring, their sweat dripping like someone had just stimulated their prostate gland.