DOG DITTY DAILY #8
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006.
DOG DITTY DAILY #8
Motivational Moment for Misguided Masters & Mutts
Compiled by Hugo Hotagen, DDD (Duke of Doorknobs &
Doghouses), a loyal lapdog-in-training apprenticed to the
affable, agnostic and all-round air-headed Court of the Quipping
Queen.
A quirky, quizzical and sometimes questionable quotidian
quotation, in honor of the "Year of the Dog", follows
herewith:
"Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very
peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like
if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy. But then I
just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is
known as maturity."
Attributed to: Snoopy, a bouncy beagle character from the
cartoon strip "Peanuts" (created by American cartoonist,
Charles M. Schultz, 1922 - 2000).