Elvis Has left the Building out the Back Door

Gentlemen it is February 14, 2006, Valentines Day. So, what happened to the man who has more girlfriends than any man on earth? Guys when I woke today, February 14, 2006, Valentines Day I didn't know what was in store for me. My wingman had hired a couple security guards at the door of the bachelor pad. He had anticipated a very exciting day for Elvis. Girls started lighting up the phone lines at 6:00 A.M. The phone company can verify that Elvis Preston King received more phone calls than the White House on Valentines Day, 2006. It seems like every girl in the world thought she was Elvis's Valentine. Girls didn't wait for the King to phone them for a date, by 8:00 A.M. they were showing up at the King's bachelor pad. This went on through out the day and into the evening. Security tried to count the number of girls. It looked to be some where around 80 to 100 girls. All sexy, hot and averaging between 18 and 22 years old. Do the girls love Elvis? Girls brought Valentines cards, roses, chocolates, champagne and teddy bears. Elvis came in with Alberto his wingman (through the back door) at around 11:00 A.M. Security had managed to maintain control with minimal hair pulling and a couple girls slapped each other. It was quite a day and evening. The security directed by Alberto brought some really hot girls in one by one through a secret entrance, through the kitchen. Elvis had sex with girl after girl after girl. Up to about 10 girlfriends, but he couldn't finish with all the girls, after all the king is 56 years old! But it was the most sexually erotic time of his life. Alberto did talk an additional four girls into a five-some and believe it or not the king kept it up with out Viagra. At least three girls jumped the fence and one girl brought a small step ladder! How does Elvis create all this attraction with beautiful young girls. Nobody knows. Elvis says he didn't create the attraction his mommy just gave it to him at birth. Don't you just hate guys like Elvis? If you want to see Elvis Hate and Envy all you have to do is go over to the Thundercat's Seduction Liar I mean Lair and click on Elvis the King and you can see losers who can't get laid go after the king with ENVY you could never imagine. Mostly they are Mystery followers who just can't stand it that there guru can't even attempt to wear Elvis's jock strap, let alone get laid like the king. If you read Cliff's report and the forum carefully you will see who the King really is. Elvis is the World's Number 1 Playboy and the World's Number 1 Ladies man, bar none! Elvis has been confirmed as the World's Greatest Pick-up Artist by Cliff at Cliff's Seduction List at www.cliffslist.com. Cliff is the most respected man in the International Seduction Community and is the man behind the 2005 International Convention of the World's Greatest Seducers, Pick up Artists, and Dating Experts. If you can't believe Cliff who can you believe? Happy Valentines Day, Elvis Preston King, the World's Number 1 pick-up Artist and the First Grand Master of Seduction