How To Approach Women

What's the best way to approach a woman that you'd like to meet? Directly, Be direct! I know that it takes guts. But here is the thing, women secretly admire you for having the guts to try to pick them up and people passing by also admire you for acting like a man! I was once applauded on a public bus for picking up a girl when every ear on the bus was turned towards me and my approach! Walk right up to her and say "Hi, I don't have time to chat right now, but here is my phone number and ask for hers, Say it with total confidence, and pull out a pen and paper as if you know she's going to give you her number. That's the kind of approach that will get you the results of a Grand Master Pick-up Artist. Look even the king sometimes gets butterflies in the stomach, but I always go for it. Most guys come off with some corny pick up line, like asking her if she has a boyfriend in a "you're so beautiful and you'd probably never date a loser like me" tone of voice, or some equally vomit-able lame technique. It's best to just go up to her immediately, so you don't over analyze the situation and bog yourself down with doubts. Second, anything that puts her on a pedestal also reeks of desperation. This includes over-use of compliments, (I prefer to use none) especially on her beauty. Also, agreeing with everything she says and constant smiling and nodding also reeks of desperation. It says that you are treating her as if she has THE POWER TO MAKE YOU SO DAMN HAPPY- this THROWS ALL THE POWER IN HER COURT, and makes you seem INFERIOR. Power my friend is what men have to be oh so careful with. It is always such a struggle in relationships for men to maintain any power what so ever. Gentlemen, You have got to face up to your fears and know that you could be missing something great if you do not face them. In the king's case I would have missed out an estimated 20,805 women that I have notched on my bedpost over the years. I have never regretted bedding even one of my little darlings!