Yahoo! for My Bulk-Email Folder
In one day I receive at least 70 emails in my bulk-email folder.
Generally I delete those emails immediately. But I was curious
to know if I were missing some things by just deleting these
emails. I am glad I took a look, because I think my life is
about to change for the better. I saw messages with subject
headers indicating that I won contests, which is amazingly
lucky. Imagine winning five to six contests in one day, yet
having zero recollection of entering any of those. Additionally,
there were numerous messages offering discounts on prescription
drugs, loans, vacations, various products from department
stores, and job opportunities that offer the chance to do next
to nothing, work-wise, yet guarantee a six-figure income. Each
message just asked me to respond to activate their offer
immediately. How could I not? I also noticed emails from sources
stating that they are acting as executors or administrators to
someone's will or business affairs outside the continental
United States. The reason they chose me was so that they could
have a "trustworthy" U.S. contact to go to the bank, claim to be
a relative or an associate of the business (They clarify that
this isn't lying or deceptive at all.), and then withdrawal
millions of dollars for them. Sounds like a good deal, right?
All I have to do is give them my bank account number, social
security card number and driver's license number. They assure me
that they will transfer up to 30 percent of the monies directly
into my account for helping them. With three of these gem offers
in my bulk-email folder now, I am guaranteed to make over $15
million this year just from today's emails. Yahoo!
I have been trying to find a good job for the past year via
newspapers, websites, job-site boards and so on with no luck.
Yet I have been ignorantly deleting the contents of my
bulk-email folder on an everyday basis. What the hell was I
thinking? This is a gold mine! And this is just one day's worth
of stuff. Could you imagine how much can be made just by
responding to a few these offers every day? I am no
mathematician capable of building a reliable arithmetic
progression. But if I click on the guaranteed cash-generating
emails that come in daily for about six months, I should wind up
at least as rich as Bill Gates, Mark Cuban, Donald Trump and
several major banking institutions combined by the end of 2006.
Finally, I am going to be a hammer instead of a nail. I cannot
get over how easy it is to do all this. Folk who refer to their
bulk-mail folders as worthless, junk emails are crazy! But hey,
yesterday I was just as naive as them.
And making money is not the only thing my bulk-email folder is
good for. Did you know that you can expand your social life too?
I also found that there are ladies out there dying to meet me.
It makes sense if you think about it rationally for a moment.
Rich guys always get the ladies. Since smart ladies know that
guys who respond to emails from their bulk-email folder usually
are rich. So they are just trying to hookup with the cream of
It is unbelievable how friendly these ladies can be. Some are
offering to have sex with you on the first encounter. If I
didn't know better, I would think they were lying. But I get too
many of these emails every day that even if only half of the
women are being honest, that gives me about 10 chances a day to
meet someone new. It won't be long before I will know more women
than I can handle. Many of these women are so friendly that they
want to send me a video. Some even have websites. I guess that
is so you recognize them when you meet. Many of the ladies also
want to introduce their friends to me. Many of them must live in
humid, hot climates, because they talk about things like being
hot, steamy or moist. I am not so sure they are very smart
either. A lot of them don't know how to spell the word "come"
correctly. But I am not going to be judgmental. It is best to
meet someone first before jumping to conclusions. I know a lot
of smart people, such as engineers, scientist and plumbers, who
do not write well either. Even if it turns out that these women
aren't that smart, it is okay with me. I can still enjoy their
Maybe I should be more discreet about my new discoveries? But
there is no reason not to share this, because with all the
opportunities contained in these bulk-email folders every day,
there is plenty to go around for everyone. I am so happy that I