Tunes
There is more than just one tunes in the world. First of all we
want to congratulate Apple - iPod + iTunes for their success at
over one billion tunes downloaded by happy customers. That is a
lot of tunes.
Your author is a man who loves tunes. Why wouldn't he? Isn't his
name Elvis? Elvis Preston King to be precise. Yes Elvis is a big
fan of Elvis Aaron Presley.
I just wanted to mention a man I new some 38 years ago whose
name is Tunes. He had tunes everywhere. He had expensive music
everywhere. That was 1970. Why do I mention Tunes after all
these years. Simple he was a natural with women. He laid more
women than any man I had ever met. He was my idol. It is a great
thing to have an idol. We use to hang out and he demonstrated
his talent as a pick up artist, playboy and a ladies man. I also
was a natural with women. We compared styles and I increased my
women scores even more.
The sad thing is that I went on to be the world's number 1 pick
up artist and I have no one to idolize. Tunes is sitting home
with his fat, old wife bored out of his mind. It is fun at the
top, but I would still like to find some one better than me in
the pick up and seduction to look up to. I put out a challenge
on the internet called the World' Top Playboy Playoff Challenge
. But no one will meet the Grand Master of Seduction in the
challenge. I have searched Google until I am blue in the face.
But, no one in the world can touch the king as a pick up artist
or a ladies man.. The closest man to me is a guy named Mystery.
It looks like he is probably number 2. However, he is like a
school boy along side the king. He picks up bar women and
dancers. Some are admittedly hot, but my numbers are at about
100 to 1 in my favor. Yes I am the world's number 1 dating
expert. However, I have not been teaching my art, except that I
put on pick up girls tours for guys who want to get laid and
improve their game. Yes there are many aspiring pick up artists,
but nobody seduces one to three new girlfriends everyday of
their life but me, the king, Elvis Preston King. Frankly the sky
is the limit has to how many women I can get into the king's
bedroom in a 24 hour period. It's just that after three, I would
need something to get it up. So far I don't need the drugs to
pump it up. I think that is from healthy living and tons of
daily sex with hot babes. Hot babes will keep you young.
I have trained a wing man. He also has natural talent but had no
serious numbers notched on his belt, until he learned a good
game with the king. He does more women than Mystery although
Mystery's women are hotter looking. However, in the king's case
Some of my women have won beauty pageants. I like wholesome
beauty as opposed to Surgically pumped up dancers and sleazy
women. However, sleazy is a fine line. Of the thousand and
thousands of girls in the sack. Maybe a couple were that sexy
sleazy type.
Long live Tunes and long live the king, Oh, what the hell long
live Mystery, he is the only guy who shows a little promise as
to becoming a world class pick up artist, if I can ever get him
out of the bars and strip clubs. Incidentally, people have
called him the world's greatest pick up artist. However, these
guys never sarged with the king. I am glad Mystery is around he
gives me hope that some one may catch the king. Since I left the
U.S. He may be the United States Number 1 pick-up artist. He is
from Canada. Canada is another country I did some serious
sarging before I decided to opt for the Caribbean life.
In the mean time why not download a few Tunes from Apple - iPod
+ iTunes. Tunes makes me happy.... As the old time playboys
knew, tunes can be used in a good seduction plan. Elvis