Tunes

There is more than just one tunes in the world. First of all we want to congratulate Apple - iPod + iTunes for their success at over one billion tunes downloaded by happy customers. That is a lot of tunes. Your author is a man who loves tunes. Why wouldn't he? Isn't his name Elvis? Elvis Preston King to be precise. Yes Elvis is a big fan of Elvis Aaron Presley. I just wanted to mention a man I new some 38 years ago whose name is Tunes. He had tunes everywhere. He had expensive music everywhere. That was 1970. Why do I mention Tunes after all these years. Simple he was a natural with women. He laid more women than any man I had ever met. He was my idol. It is a great thing to have an idol. We use to hang out and he demonstrated his talent as a pick up artist, playboy and a ladies man. I also was a natural with women. We compared styles and I increased my women scores even more. The sad thing is that I went on to be the world's number 1 pick up artist and I have no one to idolize. Tunes is sitting home with his fat, old wife bored out of his mind. It is fun at the top, but I would still like to find some one better than me in the pick up and seduction to look up to. I put out a challenge on the internet called the World' Top Playboy Playoff Challenge . But no one will meet the Grand Master of Seduction in the challenge. I have searched Google until I am blue in the face. But, no one in the world can touch the king as a pick up artist or a ladies man.. The closest man to me is a guy named Mystery. It looks like he is probably number 2. However, he is like a school boy along side the king. He picks up bar women and dancers. Some are admittedly hot, but my numbers are at about 100 to 1 in my favor. Yes I am the world's number 1 dating expert. However, I have not been teaching my art, except that I put on pick up girls tours for guys who want to get laid and improve their game. Yes there are many aspiring pick up artists, but nobody seduces one to three new girlfriends everyday of their life but me, the king, Elvis Preston King. Frankly the sky is the limit has to how many women I can get into the king's bedroom in a 24 hour period. It's just that after three, I would need something to get it up. So far I don't need the drugs to pump it up. I think that is from healthy living and tons of daily sex with hot babes. Hot babes will keep you young. I have trained a wing man. He also has natural talent but had no serious numbers notched on his belt, until he learned a good game with the king. He does more women than Mystery although Mystery's women are hotter looking. However, in the king's case Some of my women have won beauty pageants. I like wholesome beauty as opposed to Surgically pumped up dancers and sleazy women. However, sleazy is a fine line. Of the thousand and thousands of girls in the sack. Maybe a couple were that sexy sleazy type. Long live Tunes and long live the king, Oh, what the hell long live Mystery, he is the only guy who shows a little promise as to becoming a world class pick up artist, if I can ever get him out of the bars and strip clubs. Incidentally, people have called him the world's greatest pick up artist. However, these guys never sarged with the king. I am glad Mystery is around he gives me hope that some one may catch the king. Since I left the U.S. He may be the United States Number 1 pick-up artist. He is from Canada. Canada is another country I did some serious sarging before I decided to opt for the Caribbean life. In the mean time why not download a few Tunes from Apple - iPod + iTunes. Tunes makes me happy.... As the old time playboys knew, tunes can be used in a good seduction plan. Elvis