World's Greatest Pick-up Artist
Mystery wakes up every morning and looks into his magic mirror
and exclaims "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of
them all?" to which the mirror replies "Thou Mystery you know
that you are great however there is one man who finally has
finally taken your place."
Mystery gasps and says "don't play with me magic mirror you know
that no one is as good with women as the all-mighty Mystery."
The magic mirror answers, "Sir Mystery you know that you are
good with women, the way you move into a group and disarm the
bad guys surrounding your target. The way you can go into a
strip club and bed strippers. Yes Mystery you are good, but the
day has come to bust your bubble, Elvis Preston King is the
world's greatest pick-up artist."
Mystery storms out of the room furious, "Where is this Elvis
guy, I will hang him by the balls, nobody messes with the great
and all-powerful Mystery.