The Chinese just launched another man in a tiny capsule on top of a very big Rocket into Space to orbit the Earth. The Chinese Government will surpass the US Space efforts by the year 3045 at this current rate. NASA is quite concerned as this means the space race is on with China taking a comfortable, well, cramped lead into space. The brave Chinese Astronaut climbed into the tin can shaped capsule and blasted in to space.

This means China's Shenzhou has put not one, but now two astronauts into space and is very excited because these will be the same devices that their military uses to launch ICBM Nuclear Missiles into the United States if we mess with their plans to re-unify Taiwan with the mainland. A Chinese General already warned the US that if it sided with Taiwan then it would mean that China might reciprocate with nuclear weapons against the United States.

Meanwhile diplomatic relationships are great as long as we keep spending money and worthy trinkets and teenage girls, thong under garments. It is wonderful to see what great allies we have become in recent years and how well their space missions are coming along. Isn