Are you afraid? You should be after all that is what they want; they want you to fear. Oh heck what is it this week? Should we fear International Terrorism? Osama bin Laden, Saddam, the boggy man? How about the white sheets, ghosts and skeletons after all Halloween is here? Or should we fear the things of the past? Communism. Nuclear War. Planet Alignment. Y2K.

Oh no, we must fear! Why what is it today?

Oh it is Bird Flu and it is getting away, flying closer to you by night and by day? Oh my God let