UFO: I Practice Levitation

A couple of weeks ago I was watching Washington play the Eagles. It was near the end of the game and I saw that Washington could win by scoring two late-game touchdowns. In fact, I knew they would win! Then last night I watched Dallas play the Eagles. Again, Dallas could score two late-game touchdowns and win the game. In fact again, I knew they would!

As I was watching TV last night, I needed the small notebook from my desk so that I could record my grandiose ideas for new ezine articles. The notebook was about five feet away and I didn