My Third Interview with Jose Caliente by John T. Jones, Ph.D.

Jose Caliente and I met again at the Restaurante Mexicana per usual. I said, "Jose, I think that desperation, confusion, and moronitis have sunk the efficiency of the Congress of the United States of America. The Great Seal of the United States of America creaks whenever a congressman or congress woman walks on it."

Jose said, "There is no such word as moronitis."

I said, "There is jaundice, hepatitis, and now moronitis."

He said, "I know what it means but there is no such word. You can