The following conversation was overheard during a recent job interview:

Employer: "I notice you put three different names on your application: Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, and Santa Clause. What shall I call you?"

Kris: "Kris is fine."

Employer: "So, Kris, tell me a little about yourself."

Kris: "I'm a jolly old elf who lives at the North Pole. I love children and reindeer. I'm good at making lists. And I don't mind travel."

Employer: "Hmmm... You've got a spotty employment history. You've worked at Macy