For those of you who have been isolated from the rest of the world, Usama Bin Laden is a terrorist.

He is Dr. Death, International.

He sits on a rock at the top of a high mountain and thinks and thinks and thinks. What he is thinking about is this: How can I kill all the bad Moslems and every Non-Moslem in the world so that we can fulfill the will of the Koran that the World has a big sign that even can be seen from space (to preclude Non-Moslem astronauts) that reads: MOSLEMS ONLY!

When asked if Osama worked for the CIA or if the CIA had ever contacted Osama Bin Laden, the CIA said,