Read This Article if you Do Not Believe in Santa Clause

If you are reading this article I see you no longer believe in Old Christopher Cringle. I realize it is a simple story and you probably need to be better baffled with BS to buy into such a story. But the book did make a lot of sense you have to admit? May I ask why you do not believe in Santa Clause? Do you have something against Red or Rudolph with his nose so bright, what is the real deal here? Do you live in a Blue State and just are seeing too much red these days and are upset?

Why is it you do not believe in this Santa Clause character? Don