Recently, someone I know created a web site to meet Ms Right. In his site he shared in great detail who he was and what he was looking for. A great idea and nicely written with lots of humor.

After reading it, the humor side of my brain started asking questions.

If I were designing my own personal web site, would it be appropriate to include Google Ads.

Reasons for listing Google Ads.

1. If readers were bored with my biography, they would have convenient places to go.

2. If readers loved what they saw and they sent their friends to the site to check me out, their friends could shop for wedding gifts while they were there.

3. If the site got no responses, at least I'd make a few bucks on the side.

Reasons for not listing Google Ads.

1. The ads might be more interesting than my biography.

2. They might run ads for someone else's personal web site.

3. They might run ads for divorce attorneys.

That got me thinking about seven years ago when I was creating my own internet personal ads looking for the right person. Did you know that when you tell people you're looking for someone with three eyes, people with only two eyes will respond to your ad anyway?

I also discovered that a generic ad, maybe 25-50 words, usually received no response. So I experimented with a long-form ad, over 1000 words. And would you believe that I included lots of humor? Every time I posted the longer ad, I received around 50 replies. I'm not sure whether they were attracted to me or to my writing!

In my ads I included an Online Personals Dictionary with dozens of convenient translations of typical ad phrases into real-world language. This was a tongue-in-cheek "public service" to help people understand what personal ads were really saying. Here are a few samples:

In shape = Round is a shape.

Swimmers build = A whale swims.

Honest = Will immediately stop chatting with you once you tell them your age.

Open minded = Brains fell out years ago.

Good looking = Able to look at things really well.

Handsome = A quote from his mother.

Educated = Will treat you like an idiot.

Masculine = Looks like a caveman.

Age is relative = Looks like your uncle.

Athletic = Watches sports on TV.

Visits gym = Loves looking at self in the mirror.

Likes quiet evenings at home, candlelit dinners and walks in the rain = Not an original thought in his head.

Long-term relationship = More than two weeks in length.

Love at first sight = When two lonesome, non-selective people meet for the first time.

In the ad, throughout my self-description, I would drop in an occasional bit of humor: "I