FTC Cannot Regulate Lawyers?

Why is it that every single industry is regulated except lawyers? It is really funny because they are the only ones who are really putting the screws to the American People. Lawyers are scoundrels and are the scourge of the Earth it has been said. Caesar was most likely correct. So why are we not regulating lawyers? If the lawyers are watching over the law, then who is watching the lawyers and why is it against the law for our own government to ask such questions? Why is it that the FTC cannot regulate lawyers?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/06/AR2005120600823.html

Who dares to question the ethical nature of lawyers? I do? Who am I, we I am we and we are the government and I question authority and ask why is it that bankers who we entrust our money to like