I awoke today with the view of attaining new employment after an uneventful couple of years working in the internationally renowned NHS. This globally recognised and revered institution is a mainstay of life in Britain. But alas, instead of plunging into the depths of the local press and seemingly endless archives of vacancies listed on the world wide web, I find myself glued, no, hang on, mentally and physically dependant on what appears on the TV screen in my very home.

This of course is another of Britain