After the initial nervous breakdown, banging head on keyboard and brick wall (I suggest you restrain yourself from doing this - it hurts and leaves funny indentations in your forehead!) and sheer indignation of how could 'they' (whoever they are) think that? I calmed down and started dissecting each piece of information carefully.

Only the other day a very experienced IT professional friend of mine rang me to say my website had lots of meat but no sizzle. Well wasn