Men Asking Men for Directions

Men, that is males of the human species, are genetically designed to be unable to take or give directions. This is a fact. There is no use trying to deny this. If you do, and you are male, then you are most certainly in a deep, psychopathic denial.

Women all over the world already know this. This transcends culture and even time itself. Adam no more knew exactly where the Tree of Good and Evil was in the Garden of Eden than he knew where God was hiding watching him and Eve. This is a fact. It is in the Bible. Eve found the fruit. Adam could not. I could rest my case here but I progress.

I am one of the few men of the human race who actually accepts this fact of genetics. I do not fight it. I admit it freely. I cannot find anything, even if someone draws me a map.

One of the perks of writing a column is that readers will often write you. Some of them tell me that I miss the point of life itself and should never write another word. Others, actually interested in what I have to say about my life in Mexico, write for clarifications of points in my articles and sometimes