The Digital DJ Licence

In a world which has gone completely mad, and a country which already forces it's mortals to pay twice for the same thing, the powers that be at PPL have put their collective heads together and decided to get a piece of the action. Somebody somewhere woke up one morning and thought 'Hey, how can we make consumers and Mobile Discos pay ongoing annual fees for the material which they have already legally bought' and decided that in order to create some additional revenue it would charge DJ's