Take that Isaac Hayes, you got owned by 2 of the most brilliant men in Comedy. The new season of South Park just got done airing, it was the biggest middle finger to scientology. If you do not know by now, you're slow but i'll fill you in. Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef, quit South Park about a week ago because of some religious issues (Trapped in The Closet Episode). Anyway back to the new season (Episode 1001 The Return of Chef). This episode was well crafted and made, I read that it took matt and trey only a few days to make this and they decided to air it before the other scheduled episodes.

The show consisted of Chef returning back to South Park after joining what the boys like to refer to as "the fruity club". This club brainwashed Chef into being a Child Molestor. Now when Chef returned he sounded choppy and unfinished as if they were using old audio clips from past episodes. The boys then slowly find out something is truly wrong with Chef and try to make him normal again. So they take him to a strip joint. Here he is turned straight by this severely obese black women. After this, Chef is quickly tranquilized and taken back to the Fruity club meeting place. Where they try and convert him back to a Child Molester. To sum it up the kids break in rescue him. BUT! On their way out they cross a bridge and the fruity club leader calls Chef and tells him to come back, chef then changes back his mind and makes his way back over the bridge when all the sudden lightning strikes the bridge causing chef to smash down several rocks get shot 3 times and torn to peices by a mountain lion and a bear, then craps himself, only to be killed off the most gruesome and disgusting way. Chef was killed off? Not exactly at the end of the show he was then brought back as CHEF VADER!!!

The definition of Scientology: This is an applied religious philosophy that contains workable answers to the problems people face in their lives. The subject matter of Scientology is all life. It contains practical means through which predictable improvement can be obtained in any area to which it is applied.

In the episode no one really had any answers to what was happening in their lives which is the opposite of Scientology. Scientology gets the middle finger. All in all you screw with Matt Stone & Trey Parker, you get what's coming to you!

Matt & Trey - 1 | Scientology - 0

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