Chuck Norris Joins in with Latest Joke Phenomenon
- When Chuck Norris does a push up, instead of pushing himself up, he pushes the world down
- There are no steroids in baseball... only people Chuck Norris has breathed on
- Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb
- Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter plane by pointing at it with his finger and shouting "Bang!"
- Chuck Norris does not churn butter... he simply roundhouse kicks the cow, and the butter comes straight out
- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. He has not had to pay taxes, ever.
- In the final page of the Guinness Book of World Records, in fine print, it notes that all records are held by Chuck Norris, and these are only the closest anyone else has ever come
- When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris is currently sueing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he hasn't cried. Ever
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