Hispanic Immigrants Demonstrate; "Illegal" Not In Spanish Dictionary

Hispanic immigrants demonstrated by the thousands about what they claim is their right to become citizens of the land of the gringo.

While we welcome the effort of everyone who wishes to become a citizen of our free and frazzled nation, we did note that there appeared to be no distinction made between immigrants who reside here in placid legality and those who do so with anxious illegality.

We looked into the matter and discovered that the word