After my encounter with Snake River Man (SRM) and realizing that my hermit friend had told me a fib (because SRM was not his brother-in-law who had died in one of our look-presidential wars), I decided that further investigation of SRM was in order. I decided on an expedition like they have up Oregon way for Sasquatch.

To have an Oregon-type expedition you must have an organization. I ran the following ad in the Twin Falls News Paper:

Announcement: Organizational Meeting for the Magic Valley Organization for Looking at Strange Stuff. First Federal Public Conference Room. 7:00 P.M Tuesday.

The anagram is MVOLSS which sounds somewhat like Mavelous in Reformed Egyptian, a popular language here in the south of Idaho. In Egyptian languages, you place your own vowel sounds.

I invited the gubernatorial candidates to the meeting.

(Our governor was scooped up out of Idaho and sent to the Confusion of Washington DC. Here, he was a big frog in a little pond. In Washington he will be trying to save big frogs in little ponds.)

I also invited the Mayor and City Council of Twin Falls since the very important organizational meeting of MVOLSS was to be held in their town. Even considering it being an election year, to my surprise they all showed up.

Unfortunately, nobody else did.

The meeting was adjourned at 7:00 P.M. for Lack of Attendance.

I took the invited guest to the Golden Coral