A Nebraska judge suspended the sentence of Richard W. Thomson who was convicted of sexually assaulting a child. District Judge Kristine Cecava suspended the sentence of this animal because she said he was too short to survive in jail (http://www.local6.com/news/9272444/detail.html). The animal is 5 foot 1.

I have one question for you. Was Thomson too short to sexually assault a child? Of course not. I don