Well I got an invitation to a kicking party
 It was BYOB
 And getting started at 7:00pm
 It was to last the whole night
 So I brought my Bible
 Which started a fight.
 You say, 
 "Did you win, or lose?"
 "Or get beat up?"
 Hold on now!
 Let me tell you how it went
 I walked into the party
 I established the pace
 I confronted the bartender
 Face to face
 I said,
 "Sir it's time"
 "To close this bar down."
 He said, "No!"
 I said, "Yes!"
 "Now get out of town!"
 He turned to me and said,
 "You want to fight?"
 I said,
 "If that's what it takes"
 "That will be alright."
 So like Paul the apostle
 I smote him with blindness
 As he fell to his knees
 He screamed "Unkindness!"
 I said "It serves you right"
 "You tried to cut my throat"
 "When I was preaching last night."
 You see me
 I'm an invader
 And I take it by force
 I preach against sin, disease and divorce
 And last night I was in his territory
 I got his girl saved
 Her name is Corey
 Meanwhile at the party 
 It was going well
 I was kicking over kegs
 Preaching repentance
 Saving sinners from hell.
 So if you ever get an invitation
 To a kicking party
 Bring your Bible and your boots
 And party really hearty!