Worlds Best Manager Flipped Me Off Today

Well, I think after 27-years in business I may have found the perfect manager. You see as I was driving down the road today this guy was talking on his cell phone writing on a clip board and flying down the highway.

Apparently I did not see his turn signal as he tried to merge over so he set down his clip board opened his sun roof and stuck his middle finger out the sun roof further than I have ever seen anyone do ever.

That includes in Los Angeles, Atlanta and Boston traffic. Anyway he gave me the bird, but then I realized something, this guy was a no prisoners kick butt multi-tasker. How so you ask?

Well he flipped me off and was still on the cell phone and driving the car with his elbow, while laying on the horn to make sure I was looking at him flip me off? He was obviously a multi-tasking manager working for some company? I thought to myself why can I not find someone to hire like that?

Well, I decided to hire him right there on the freeway, so I gave chase! I figured if I could catch this gentleman and make him an offer he could not refuse he would come work for me. Apparently he was in such a hurry, must have really been into his job.

I just could not catch him to pull him out of the car to hire his butt. Think of the simple instructions he game me while he was multi-tasking, well I knew just what to do and he never even had to let off the gas, WOW. The World best manager just got away. But I have been looking for him ever sense. Consider this in 2006.

Lance Winslow

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