Make BIG MONEY on eBay - your unlimited cash cow

Let me be brutally honest; until recently, I had never bought anything on eBay, I'd never sold anything on eBay, and, dang-nab-it, I disdained auctions. (Bidding wars just weren't my bag. I was a lover, not a fighter.) But one fine day, everything was about to change. So if you're searching for an honest, easy way to make cash-in-a-flash and lots of it, then read on dear web-surfer. My life as usual suddenly took a dramatic U-Turn the day my best buddy seemed to be channeling a tenacious Tom Cruise. The resemblance was uncanny! But the re-enactment of a famous scene from the hit movie Jerry McGuire certainly grabbed my attention. "Help me help you!" he pleaded, bombastically. "I'm going to an exciting seminar this weekend. It's all about making big money on eBay. Everybody says that e-Bay is fast becoming a cash cow! An unlimited cash cow! You absolutely must accompany me to this extravaganza. I've got tickets. Plus, there's also a free lunch." Uh, did someone say, "Free lunch?" Fast forward, I'm front row and center at a success seminar. Yikes! I don't know which I disdain more - auctions or success seminars. And here I am at a success seminar on how to turn eBay auctions into an unlimited cash cow. Double yikes! Nevertheless, I am a sucker for get-rich-quick schemes. And I sure could use an unlimited cash cow right about now. Plunk it right next to my magical mystical money tree, I would. The sweet sound of distant mooing, like an angelic choir, echoed gently in my ears! Anyway, I got my free lunch