Scientology Losing Ground
Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology | The Onion -
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Beware the Dreaded Theet O Vac!
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There are other religions out there. Thetans beware! You cannot
remove them by imagining them gone, but this guy is onto
something!
Note that the "church" of scientology is more than a little
upset with this. "--a situation Kurz (a scientology PR-person)
called outrageous." The fictionology movement is a registered
church. The courts have ruled that scientology is not a church
despite their claims that they are.
The fictionology church recognizes the Thetans and the Theet O
Meter and Theet O Vac. Can you imagine what this is going to do
to the scientologists?
The word is that they are hiring copywriters and lawyers. They
will do as always and go on the offensive. Sue, lie, and
threaten, anything to get rid of this new and very real threat.
We will be seeing a lot more of Tom and the other actors telling
us why this new church should be ignored. Maybe is was started
by a psychiatrist, what do you think? The publicity machine is
rolling!
We will be able to watch as the "church" of Scientology fights
for its life. There can be no competition. Every dollar given to
another church is considered to be stolen from them.
You can still get your Theet O Meter plans for any donation,
large or small. Once you have assembled your Meter (scientology
calls it a E-Meter) you will be able to use it to discover if
you or your friends and family need the Theet O Vac.
The Theet O Vac was invented in Canada by Del Germyn. I
assembled the first one in my garage and tested it on my Cat.
(Cats are the only animal that Thetans can live on.) Once the
cat was "clear" a UFO appeared and the people in it told me that
the simple to make and use machine was not to be given to
humanity.
They told me that I had to set a fund up and ask for donations.
Once the donation level reaches a pre determined level (set by
the Otila, that's the name of the guys from the UFO) the plans
can be released for the entire human race. I have followed their
orders and set it up. You can donate by using the button on the
right. Please help. I want to get the plans out by August 2006.
In the meantime you can build your Theet O Meter once you get
your plans. They are available by donation at www.delsmolds.com