Elvis Has Left the Building but Elvis is NOT Dead



Elvis has been spotted at hamburger joints just about all over the US. Lately he has been seen in different parts of the world. He was spotted in Eastern Europe. Elvis was spotted in Russia at a sidewalk cafe. In Romania Elvis was spotted in an internet cafe emailing some of his girlfriends from around the world. In Hungary he has a young buddy named Andrew whose handle on the internet is Red Priest . (Seems Elvis has learned how to use the internet!!! In the Dominican Republic he was seen talking to his favorite internet celebrity Elvis Preston King. Elvis Preston King is the world