To Hack, Wed, and Bark

Senator Hatch may have lost his mind. Others say he never had one. Also, a new kind of inter-marriage.
As you may have heard, Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) has suggested that in an effort to thwart online piracy, Congress should pass a law allowing the music industry to hack into and destroy the machines of those who download music illegally. Well, Mr. Hatch, I must say, I salute you. No, I do not salute you for spewing utter drivel from your mouth; I have no respect for you after that. I do salute you, though, for giving me subject matter for this week