Gulf War 2: Elusive Coverage

With so much biased, controversial coverage, here is one viewpoint which we can all agree is a bit off.
PERSIAN GULF (3/24/2003) - Well, the war has started. The allied forces have begun attacking the Iraqi government with more force and ferocity that most people use to attack a hot, charbroiled steak. This is a good thing, because it shows that people have table manners, and know how to eat slowly and politely like civilized humans should normally consume their food.

Another difference between eating steak and the US-led operation against Iraq is that many television stations are showing their viewers (you and me) in depth, midst-of-the-action footage of every single thing that is happening out there. I find it simply fascinating to watch cruise missiles leave the ships and even more exciting to watch them turn buildings into smoldering ruins. Now, don