So You Want to Start a Home Daycare
So You Want to Start a Home Daycare By David Leonhardt
I hang out with the other mommies. No, I am not a "Mister Mom"
or a "Househusband". I do have one enviable situation, though. I
work from home and I have the flexibility to say, "This morning
I am going to spend with my daughters. I can play with them. I
can sing with them. I can laugh with them. I can clean up their
ice cream that drips all over me."
Or I can say, "This morning I am taking my daughters to the play
center, where they can play with other children, sing with other
children, laugh with other children and spill ice cream on other
children instead of on me."
So I hang out with the other mommies.
I've noticed that many mommies want to start a home daycare. The
reasoning seams to go like this.
1.I'm at home within my own children anyway. 2.So far I have
remained relatively unscathed, with few permanent injuries.
3.How much trouble can a few extra children running around
spilling ice cream on the rug cause? 4.Let's tempt fate.
I have two children, a toddler and a baby. They are enough of a
handful, and the baby can't even climb on counters...yet.
Before setting up your own home daycare, consider this: how many
more inspiring diaper-changing hours do you want to spend each
day? Little Lady is on her sixth month of perpetual
toilet-training. If there is a purgatory, this is it. Too old to
just carry her treasures in her quick-change diapers, too young
to just go on her own, stuck in the middle in a high-maintenance
waiting room of sorts. Little Sister has a nickname:
Poopasaurus, because...oh wait just a minute. I have to go clean
up a mess. Another mess.
I've already written about the challenges of dressing a toddler
while she's running bounding over the couch at record-shattering
speeds: http://www.thehappyguy.com/toddler-dress.html
Then there is the atmosphere. Now that Little Lady doesn't nap
anymore, she can get mighty cranky. I know the feeling. It
doesn't take much to get a good wail going. And she has lungs.
Or she might break a few rules or a few toys. Or she might just
disobey. It doesn't take long for a parent to lose patience.
Crying. Stress. Babies sense it, and Little Sister can get
cranky, too. It's a whole wailing chorus. Before long, the
tension in our house can get so thick you could almost cut it
with a chainsaw. Almost.
Does it get any better in a daycare? Yes. You can take in only
children who are completely toilet trained. Unfortunately, those
children can climb counters. And chairs. And tables. And
balconies.
If you still want to tempt fate and see how many children it
takes to cause irreparable damage to your house, your car and
your body, here are four tips:
1.Keep all sharp objects, cleansers and medications in a safe
place...like another town. 2.Laminate your couch. And your
carpets. And your clothes. And your ceiling. And your food.
3.Get a good pair of industrial strength earplugs