The OTHER Acronym for HTML - How To Make Laughs?

Or what about CSS - Comic Sheer Stupidity? Or, you could title this article "How to make a successful online magazine from nothing and with nothing, particularly the first clue about computer language." I am a website designer and web magazine editor. In fact, I prefer to think of myself, like so many other women, as a master of many skills and an exponent of none. That seems to be part and parcel of being a webpreneur these days, however most webmasters appear to have acquired far more skills than I'll ever know about, let alone learn how to use. But that DOES NOT make me a web nerd (and my apologies to any of you who consider yourself a proud member of that erstwhile club), a term so many of my former colleagues like to gigglingly refer to me as. Yes, I DID design my own website (do the cracks show?) and yes, I DO have to write the bulk of it using the skills in HTML and CSS I have acquired since I fell into this whole three-ring-circus about a year ago, but for me, understanding the basics of HTML and CSS is a means to an end, not the end itself. I don't want to be a web nerd - they sit in dark corners and challenge each other to computer games involving space ships and fire-breathing dragons. In fact, that I have even managed to build a faithful and ever-increasing number of visitors is attributable to some factor I haven't quite been able to grasp as yet, because along the way to getting to this point, HTML has come to stand for many acronyms it wasn't originally intended for. Especially "T" for "tantrums", and as for "L" for language - let's not even go there! But it's all my own fault. I take full responsibility for every over-laden "table", every overdone "font" and every #color that by simply juxtaposing the letters turned from pretty pink to puce green. You see, in my previous life I was a magazine editor, a REAL magazine editor and we used REAL colors and REAL images with REAL models to display our products. We also had a swathe of advertisers whose revenue kept me in a job. But then, in a stroke of pure serendipity, I was introduced to the online world and I gotta tell you, I was hooked - line and sinker - from day one. Here was my opportunity to own and run my very own women's magazine - a position I would probably only ever have acquired in the outside world by marrying into the Cond