Things you never want to hear your flight crew say after takeoff
Perhaps I should explain. This list came to me after spending
one too many days dealing with airports and airplanes. Besides,
I thought it would be a nice change from the usual serious
travel tips and information I serve up on
The Guerrilla Traveler
--Don't worry; this baby can still fly just fine with only one
--$100 says this thing can too do a barrel roll.
--Let's see if that loudmouth Delta pilot can play a little game
--Captain, did you just say, "Thank you for flying Jihad
--No, I thought it was your turn to close the airtight door.
--Idiot! Never, never, set your coffee cup on that "Fuel Dump"
--Wow, what a coincidence, it's my first day on the job, too.
--Captain, why don't you just put this thing on auto-pilot and
come join our little party?
--Does anyone know what that flashing red light thingy is?
--What do you mean, you just got us a 50% discount at our last
--Tower, did you just say, "eeney, meeney, miney, moe?
--Here's your parachute, here's yours, and yours, and here's
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