"They" Are Finally Revealed
DENVER, CO - In a stunning development "They" have finally been
revealed. As the source of incredible amounts of information,
sometimes true and sometimes not, "They" are considered the
experts in almost all fields. Comments like "They say to do
this," and, "They say that's not good for you," are finally able
to have the noun to go with the pronoun. "Know it all"s all over
the world can now breath a sigh of relief.
"They" are a couple in their early 60's and were revealed to
live in Denver, Colorado. Sam and Erma Goldstein officially
confirmed that they are "They." The Goldsteins were discovered
when a TheKnish.com reporter illegally obtained and opened
classified records stating that "They" had retired and moved to
"We enjoyed being "They"," Erma Goldstein said, "But the
pressure of always knowing so much gossip was crazy. We just
needed a break from "Them"." When asked to reveal who "Them"
were, "They" quickly backpedaled and denied knowing the
existence of "Them."
Even though "They" have been revealed, "They" will continue to
enlighten "The Rest of Us." "The Rest of Us" are very relieved
since so much information is revealed by "They" and "Them." At
press time reporters were still unable to locate "Someone else,"
"Anyone" and "Not Me." Copyright 2005 Cy Yablonsky. Cy Yablonsky
is an Associate Realtor with Othello Realty, you can visit
Othello Realty at http://www.OthelloRealty.com. Feel free to
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