Simply bad life tips
Do you ever ask yourself why did I get out of bed today? Is
this all there is to life? And where the hack I left my car
Don't despair; it's not too late to turn your life around! Well,
unless you are really old (like 30); in that case I suggest
alcohol. If you are still a useful member society (under 30), I
gathered some life tips that without a doubt change your life in
such a deep and profound way, you won't even notice!
So with all that said and down, now it's time to seat down, lean
back, open your mind, scratch your tummy, cluck like a chicken
and read this pearls of wisdom:
1.Every morning smile to your mirror, but why stop there? Smile
to your kitchen table, to your living room sofa and to your iron
board. Beware, don't smile to your dishwasher it may take it as
2.Always put your smile on. People will assume you are a crazy
person and won't mess with you.
3.Be kind to others, send me money.
4.Live every day like it is your last.Crawl into a corner and
5.Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take
6.Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about
7.Better to give, than to receive (true only on case of
8.Clothes don't make the man, but being naked will get you
9.Don't put all your eggs in one basket, put all of then in the
fridge they will last longer.
10.Remember everybody makes mistakes, and you will have the
opportunity to laugh on them.
11.Always follow your dreams; just be sure to check that Pamela
Anderson is also on board.
12.Give a man a fish and he might take it the wrong way...
13.Honesty is the best policy, at least that what Pamela always
14.Time is money. Stop reading stupid articles!