Paris Hilton Over Jennifer Garner: Why?
Paris Hilton and Jennifer Garner are the most popular people
these days on the Web search engines.
Honest. They're right up there with poetry, Google, and Amoxil.
My question is why?
I mean, Amoxil I understand. People are searching to find out
what it is.
And, of course, everybody needs stuff that rhymes.
And Google. You can't find poetry or Paris Hilton or Jennifer
Garner or anything else without Google.
What I really don't understand is why Paris is number one and
Jennifer is number four.
I can see why Jennifer is popular. I've seen her on "Alias" and
she can really kick.
Can Paris Hilton kick? I think not.
You want a bad guy's face kicked in, even if you've got her cell
number you're not gonna call Paris Hilton.
Her bio on ABC says, in addition to kicking, Jennifer also can
cook, garden, and hike.
Can Paris cook and garden? Well, maybe, since she did go to
Paris's bio on KidzWorld.com says she was in "The Cat in the
Hat" and the "House of Wax," the kind of movies you get when you
But maybe Paris Hilton is number one because she doesn't have
Jennifer Garner has the cutest dimples this side of Shirley
Temple's Cabbage Patch doll. You'd think great kicking would
offset dimples, but the dimples are probably what's keeping
Jennifer from being number one.
What else could it be?
Or maybe Jennifer's pregnancy has had a negative effect on her
And Paris is keeping the ring!
Jennifer would never keep the ring.
Madonna is number 300.
Can't argue with that.