Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting
Part 2
Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting
Part 2
10. Slowly slump in your seat. When you are about to fall off
the chair, suddenly straighten up and apologize profusely.
9. Remove your shoes and socks. Lay your socks on the table,
turn each one inside out, and inspect them carefully. If anyone
says anything, tell them "doctor's orders."
8. Roll your eyes at almost everything the boss says. If
addressed directly, adopt a cowering posture and stammer
pitifully as you reply. Ask that he or she "not hurt you
anymore."
7. Every so often, duck under the table. Stare in horror. Pop
back up and look real scared.
6. Take your temperature every so often with a candy
thermometer.
5. Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify
difficult points.
4. Play a game of jacks on the conference table. Explain that it
helps you concentrate.
3. At opportune times, stick an inhaler in your ear. Inhale
deeply.
2. During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important
point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important),
make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.
1. Distribute free condoms before or after the meeting while
saying,