Front Porch Chat
Hello porchers! I've been watching for y'all. Have a seat, and
let's chat. So, tell me, are you working on those New Years'
resolutions? Uh-huh, call me Miss Cleo, but I bet losing weight
tops the list, right? My powers also tell me you're gonna need
some cash, that fat-free food's expensive. But don't worry, I'm
here to help.~smile~
Have you heard? Folks are suing McDonald's for making them fat!
Yep, the same folks who pay good money to super-size have become
super-sized and--get this--they're surprised and angry.
Although, it hasn't gone to trial, I'm hearing that the
plaintiffs have a good chance at winning and if they set a
precedent, I think I have a good case against Zaps Potato Chips.
For a small fee, you can join my lawsuit. Surely, you know about
Zaps CrawTaters, Jalapeno Chips and Dill Pickle Chips--if not,
run to the store and load up. You can thank me later.
But, back to my suit. Between long hours at work and longer
lines at the mall, I've treated myself too many times lately. I
mean, I deserved to ride home with a diet coke and some Zaps
CrawTaters. The good news is that I looked, and there's not a
warning on the Zaps bag anywhere--not even a hint that consuming
large quantities would make it hard to button my jeans.
Seriously, I think they put something addictive in there! I'm
trying to get a court order to look through their records. They
should pay, don't you think? ~smile~ Pass the CrawTaters...I
need a fix.