Editorial: Christmas or Xmas?
To all of my concerned citizens:
I walked into Wal-Mart today and the retarded person, who could
barely speak a syllable correctly [thanks to EOE employment],
mushed out 'Happy Holidays' to me as I entered the church
[sorry, supermarket]. I looked at Timmy with a glare of
discontent; I am a born-again Christian and I prefer to hear
'Merry Christmas'...I guess the short yellow bus didn't bring
you to such enlightenment. Being an alcoholic and heroin addict
brought me to Christ. This is the time of our Lord and I don't
appreciate the trained hippies excluding Christ from our annual
nomenclature.
Why did he tell me 'Happy Holidays;? Hasn't he been waching Fox
News Channel? Bill O'Reilly is explicitley detailing the
problems that political correctness has caused our country.
Corporations are too busy trying to sell wares than pass along
our American [they're takin' our jobs!] culture. 90% of our
country are Christians, hence Christ, thus celebrating our
annual holiday of 'Christ'mas, not Happy Holidays. That just
gives leeway to the damn Jews and Muslims [who are godless
heathens anway- notice my non-capitalization of god] and their
attempts to change our meaning of Christmas. Yes, Adam Sandler
is cute, but is still going to hell. I buy my kids all the toys
they put on their wish list to Santa Claus, and there is nothing
more spirited than that. They are happy on December 25th, just
as the world was happy when Christ was born to save our sinning
souls. He was nailed to a cross for that retard at Wal-Mart to
tell me 'Happy Holiday'?
Let's take our country back. Hell, with all the Mexicants and
other foreigners trying to attack our country daily, the least
we could do is give thanks to our Lord and Saviour that will
save us from these damn freeloading bastards. Keep Christ in
Christmas, and tell that Wal-Mart loser you are a Christian!
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