Editorial: Christmas or Xmas?

To all of my concerned citizens: I walked into Wal-Mart today and the retarded person, who could barely speak a syllable correctly [thanks to EOE employment], mushed out 'Happy Holidays' to me as I entered the church [sorry, supermarket]. I looked at Timmy with a glare of discontent; I am a born-again Christian and I prefer to hear 'Merry Christmas'...I guess the short yellow bus didn't bring you to such enlightenment. Being an alcoholic and heroin addict brought me to Christ. This is the time of our Lord and I don't appreciate the trained hippies excluding Christ from our annual nomenclature. Why did he tell me 'Happy Holidays;? Hasn't he been waching Fox News Channel? Bill O'Reilly is explicitley detailing the problems that political correctness has caused our country. Corporations are too busy trying to sell wares than pass along our American [they're takin' our jobs!] culture. 90% of our country are Christians, hence Christ, thus celebrating our annual holiday of 'Christ'mas, not Happy Holidays. That just gives leeway to the damn Jews and Muslims [who are godless heathens anway- notice my non-capitalization of god] and their attempts to change our meaning of Christmas. Yes, Adam Sandler is cute, but is still going to hell. I buy my kids all the toys they put on their wish list to Santa Claus, and there is nothing more spirited than that. They are happy on December 25th, just as the world was happy when Christ was born to save our sinning souls. He was nailed to a cross for that retard at Wal-Mart to tell me 'Happy Holiday'? Let's take our country back. Hell, with all the Mexicants and other foreigners trying to attack our country daily, the least we could do is give thanks to our Lord and Saviour that will save us from these damn freeloading bastards. Keep Christ in Christmas, and tell that Wal-Mart loser you are a Christian! http://www.blackholenews.com